B.Tech 8th SEM (All Branch)

Jan 08, 2013 Posted by Abhi Raj
 

1. Artificial Intelligence       
2. Bio-Instrumentation       
3. Cyptography and Network Security       
4. Data Communication Networks       
5. Design of Thermal Systems       
6. Digital Image Processing       
7. Distributed Systems       
8. Electronics Switching       
9. Introduction to Radar Systems       
10. Maintenance Engineering and Management       
11. Mobile Computing       
12. Multimedia Systems       
13. Non Conventional Energy Resources       
14. Non-Destructive Testing       
15. Power Plant Engineering       
16. Product Development       
17. Satellite Communication       
18. Software Project Management       
19. Wireless & Mobile Communication       

B.Tech 6th SEM (All Branch)

Jan 08, 2013 Posted by Abhi Raj
 

1. Advanced Semiconductor Devices        
2. Advanced Welding Technology        
3. Analog & Digital Communication        
4. Antenna and Wave Propagation        
5. Compiler Design        
6. Computer Network        
7. Design of Concrete Structures-2        
8. Digital Communication        
9. Digital Signal Processing        
10. Industrial Management        
11. Environmental Engineering-II         
12. Erp Systems        
13. Fluid Machinery        
14. Graph Theory        
15. Industrial Management        
16. Information Security and Cyber Laws        
17. Introduction to Electric Drives        
18. Machine Design-II        
19. Microwave Engineering        
20. Non-Conventional Energy Resources & Utilization        
21. Power Electronics        
22. Power System Analysis        
23. Principles of Town Planning and Architecture        
24. Refrigeration & Air Conditioning        
25. Rural Water Supply and Sanitation        
26. Software Engineering        
27. Software Project Management        
28. Software Quality Engineering        
29. Software Testing        
30. Special Electrical Machines        
31. Theory of Machines-II        
32. Transportation Engineering-2        
33. Web Technology 

B.Tech 4th SEM (All Branch)

Jan 08, 2013 Posted by Abhi Raj

1. Applied Thermodynamics        
2. Bioinfomatics-I       
3. Computer Architecture and Organization       
4. Computer Organization       
5. Database Management Systems       
6. Electrical & Electronics Engineering Materials        
7. Electrical Machines & Automatic Control       
8. Electro Mechanical Energy Conversion - I        
9. Electronic Instrumentation and Measurements       
10. Electronic Circuits       
11. Enzyme Engineering       
12. Genetics & Molecular Biology       
13. Hydraulics & Hydraulic Machines       
14. Immunology       
15. Industrial Sociology       
16. Introduction to Micropocessor       
17. Introduction to Soft Computing        
18. Laser Systems and Applications       
19. Manufacturing Science -I       
20. Mathematics - III       
21. Measurement & Metrology       
22. Microprocessors       
23. Network Analysis & Synthesis       
24. Signals & Systems       
25. Software Engineering       
26. Statistical Techniques       
27. Structural Analysis -I       
28. Theory of Automata & Formal Languages       
29. Web Technology   

B.Tech 2nd SEM (All Branch)

Jan 08, 2013 Posted by Abhi Raj

1. Computer Concepts & Programming In C      
2. Electrical Engineering     
3. Electronics Engineering     
4. Elementary Mathematics-II     
5. Engineering Chemistry     
6. Engineering Mechanics    
7. Human Values and Professional Ethics     
8. Manufacturing Proceses      
9. Mathematics-II      
10. Professional Communication     
11. Remedial Biology     
12. Environment Ecology     
13. Engineering Physics  

FACEBOOK STATUS

Facebook Status Updates about Higgs Boson (God Particle)

Cern...

1. found one of those God Particles in a box of cereal last year. Man, I wish I kept it!
2. is glad mankind has found the God Particle, so we can continue our epic search for Waldo!
3. "Are You There God Particle? It's Me, Joe Average That Doesn't Understand You!"
4. CNN "That's all the time we have for the God Particle, right now let's meet your new hot dog eating champion!"
5. predicts that at the end of the God Particle announcement, one of the CERN researchers will pause nonchalantly, and say... "oh, one more thing...", then calmly teleport away...
6. Physicists at CERN announced they found the Higgs Boson “God particle,” but are bringing in Tebow for some tests.
7. 10 minutes after discovery of God Particle, Chinese knock-off found for $5
8. Gee Great. How long before IKEA comes up with new furniture made with real God Particle Board.
9. says that yo mama's so fat that SHE gives the God Particle mass! (Assuming validity of the Standard Model and Gauge Theory of course)
10. Higgs Boson discovered... Katy Perry's 3D movie opens... Coincidence?

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Funny "Things To Do" Facebook Status Updates

Jennifer...

1. is going to buy a parrot and then teach it to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!"
2. is going to change his name to Simon and then go around speaking in third person.
3. is driving around town, following runners, and blasting "Eye Of The Tiger" for encouragement!
4. put some vanilla pudding in to a mayonnaise jar and is eating it in public
5. is handing out lemons to people on a street corner and wearing a shirt that says "Life"
6. is going to major in philosophy and then go around and ask "WHY do you want fries with that?"
7. just ran into a store screaming "What year is this?" and when the cashier replied with the year, I ran out screaming, "It Worked! It Worked!!!"
8. is changing my last name to Acula, and going to become a doctor...
9. just hired two private investigators to follow each other
10. is standing in a crowded elevator saying, "I guess you are probably wondering why I've gathered you all here today..."